one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
I will never not laugh at this pun
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you
So only home girl from frozen can turn up
There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence
Our school this “Stone Tablet Policy” which basically says that there is no excuse for not turning in your assignments and that you must turn them in even if you have to carve it into a stone tablet.
So this kid carved his 8 page essay into $70 worth of limestone.
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"